Is that you in the white hat?
Fine suit yourself
Dude, hurry and get over. I need a wingman. She is on her 6th vodka shot and her resident ugly friend is still sober
I wish I could google chicago male strippers on my work computer but I don't feel like talking to HR today
That drug basically just makes anything that's in your mouth awesome
There was a canoe full of alcohol. It was literally a boat load of fun
Apparently the last thing they remember of me was me stumbing into a bathroom, then falling out 5 minutes later clutching a butter knife repeating "ketamine goes in my face hole"
he just chased his shot of tequila with a chicken nugget.. either its a canadian thing or hes wasted
When my parents ask if I met any nice guys in California, I'm going to answer, "No, but I have gone home with alot of nice girls". Too much, too soon?
If we order a pizza and I contribute 9 cents, is that fair?
so he had an ashton kutcher Kelso haircurt. dude, we're in our mid to late 20s, I don't think we can ridicule guys for having hair anymore.
she's an english major so her sexts are something i look forward to
List 10 things your GF won't do for you, and we can work through that list.
No one understands the complete and utter debilitating 3 day bday bender.
He has an accent, blue cross AND gainful employment. Just saying, he's going to urgent care once I'm done with him
You should not be involved with someone who smells like that. Because that smell seriously does not go away. Even if you can't actually smell it at any given point, it will still haunt you
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