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Her sister's ass was worth my getting thrown out of the house.
question: does your pee smell like mojitos at all?
Skipped a towel and decided to spit the cum into his face. I now owe him new contacts.
You know the gilmore girls would be alright if it was on mute the whole time
For my job application I just put "community gardener- personal business" for my previous work experience in place of the neighborhood pot grower/distributor
Hey! I was tired. I threw up in two parking lots yesterday.
Keep your head up. His game is good, and you should be honoured to be a notch on his wall. If it makes you feel better, if it wasn't you, it was going to be me.
I made him a flow chart of what to do if I got arrested.
We won't have time to talk.. I'll be rolling you a blunt and you'll be getting naked.
I'm about to be a GTA V widow, he could at least throw me a bone. Literally.
You just get me....like our souls are boning in the spirit world
Found her grinding on my boss with her tongue down her throat last night. Guess who just got promoted!
You are a genius and a whore.
Our sex sesh was interrupted by a bunch of hobos fighting outside his apartment.
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