I find it funny that "sexual harassment" contains the phrase "ass sex". Let me know what your thoughts are on the matter.
i just jacked off to lindsey vonn, i feel so patriotic
USA! USA! USA!
I seriously just caught my 15 year old little sister with a positive pregnancy test coming out of the bathroom. Honest to God.
I have a coat hanger and a baseball bat. Her choice.
he was banged his ex for coke the whole time and is still the best guy so far this year. standards need to be raised.
Vodka shot parachutes
Fucking utilizing a thrid story dorm room
She interrupted us having sex in the tent by threatening to kill us if we "got cum on the lasanga."
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Just getting in the shower.... found a "great job" sticker stuck to my boob.
So how was your night?
I think now I understand why people say my penis is pretty.
Most girls get hit on with a $7.00 drink. You get hit on with a $750K plane.
Nothing worse then being at the gym on the elliptical next to a guy looking at porn on his phone
No sorry. I may be a happy drunk but my gag reflux is an angry drunk.
I call him Seabiscuit because he's my trusty steed
I'm just gonna back away slowly and come back when there's less weird crap.
I'm about to do something based solely on the fact that a fortune cookie told me to. This may not end well.
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