I need a slap back to reality. Or at least a slap back to homosexuality
I Bought a bracelet with bible characters and a charm broke. the virgin mary one. Do you think it's a sign?
he was actually really polite. he asked before he came on my chest because he "wasn't sure my stance on it".
I'm at the bass pro shop. They have a river full of trout and turtles, a shooting range, a full bar, and the patriots cheerleaders are here. I now understand why people are rednecks. I may never leave
He yelled "HERE COMES THE WARMTH" before he pissed his pants. In front of the whole party.
Just before going down on me she said, "I need a hairband for all of the jobs I'm about to perform."
I hid a girl's boot last night so I could ransom it back this morning via the "blowjobs for boots" program.
she could've warned me his penis was curved
ya i dont think she expected you to get with her boyfriend.
I got my project done and a booty call in all before 1am. I'm a professional college kid.
There's a man in a pumpkin/reaper outfit advertising a new head shop outside the Taco Bell. I love this town.
The fact that you think I have a life is so flattering to me.
I bet, I woke up to you like naked at 4 in the morning shoving a sandwich in your face
Just so were clear your wife is cut off from my dick.
LETS THROW SHIT OFF THE PORCH
We were all having a bath, the three of us, then that drug dealer guy walked in and peed. Sitting down. Apparently he didn't want to offend us.
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