He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
An ad on my facebook says "don't be THAT girl". Its like it knows.
Well he has that kind of carefree attitude that comes from a big penis
I'm just saying, asking "Are you happy with me?" during a handjob is simply unfair and scientifically inadmissiable.
Between my vibrator and my iPhone carpal tunnel is inevitable.
WE'RE FINALLY ADMITTING THAT WE DESPERATELY WANT TO SCREW EACH OTHER. THIS IS WHAT PROGRESS FEELS
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
sitting alone on a bench with a sombrero and a bottle of vodka. really angry i got here before you guys.
I've been buying my puppy dildos for chew toys. I can't wait till a girl comes over and my dog is gnawing on a giant black cock
No. No. No. No one's allowed to fuck in the yurt.
I got sprayed in the face with titty milk and I'm still so traumatized
Our relationship is perfect
90% threatening to punch him in the dick 10% actual dickpunching
i showed up really high and was trying to not be,so in order to not seem high, i got plastered
We just fucked in the park on a bench and a guy with a dog walked past us and the dog walked right up to us while the guy stared at his phone.
I just slept for fifteen hours straight. It's like my body knows i'm drinking with you and is preparing..
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