My ? Is...... Would it be sweet or creepy to take a girl on a first date to chigago?
creepy.
there's paper in my vomit.
so i completely puked my brains out. a lot. he held me up so i could brush my teeth. then we proceeded to hook up for the next four hours.
he's a keeper
Tbell employee was shuffling through my bag, calling off each item i ordered to make sure it was all there. I stopped him halfway through with "guy, don't worry, I'm high as shit, I'll eat anything."
yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
God you better not be texting me after just having sex with someone from craigslist
Your scrotum should have touched every square inch of that place by now. Start with the water fountain.
My date keeps hitting on your friend. Had no expectations, but not a real confidence booster.
Random Survey Question: If things start getting serious with this cop, do I have to stop doing coke?
He has silky zebra print sheets, which you would think he put on just for me, but the bed was unmade. Did I just sleep with a closet case??
he went down on me to a drake song and now i think i need a penicillin shot
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
Philosophical question for you: is it better to go into work slightly drunk or slightly coked out?
My boss walked into my office and gave me a toothbrush and tips for dealing with sex hair. She knows what’s up
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