I have the sudden urge to buy a Snuggie and wear it to the grocery store.
IM INA KID IN KING ATURHTS CUNT!
A Kid In King Arthur's Court? Like the movie?
CUNT. CUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUNT
PS: the photo I uploaded for this internship site is the same one i used for my fake ID. I like to keep it classy.
We shared that special kind of eye contact that can only be experienced when you know one party is saying "Oh god, I fucked him in the back seat when you were in the front, didn't I."
You better have your party panties on Saturday!
Why only Saturday?
Well I have an AA meeting Sat morning so I'm going to try to take it easy Fri.
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
if he wont fuck me on the stairamster then i dont think theres much XXX shit going down
hey, being drunk and dumb is my thing. Don't take that away from me.
Stoned in some guys basement listening to ELO. it's like its 1978.
After sex he just told me I'm definitely pregnant and it's a girl. Should I run?
My dad slapped my ass the other day and say I was "doing the family name good". I feel...proud
I never thought I would have to arrest my own parents on a sunday night
this is an emotional support booty call
The impromptu 'dance party' was just three white dudes flailing arrhythmically in the kitchen in absolute silence. Stone cold sober.
How many gummy vitamins can I eat before I die
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