So after THIS dui, I've decided to stop driving. Not drinking, just quit driving.
Warning...her vagina is big, like sleeping bag big.
Dude you just tried to have a one night stand with my ex girlfriend while we were trying to put you to bed upstairs.
but that still doesn't explain how i woke up on the couch down stairs.
I love the progression of these pictures. I go from cute to Courtney Love
just saw sorostitutes streaking near the university president's house. thank you tequila day
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
What would you say is the recommended tip for a hotel maid who has to clean up vomit on just about every surface of a hotel bathroom?
Our host-mom was rubbing her back sympathetically going "muy bien, chica" while she puked on the beach. So yeah, I think we got the best one.
My entire grocery store purchase consisted of Little Debbie snacks and Budweiser
What's goes good with Everclear?
Pepto-Bismol and a sandwich.
Bro you were on fire last night...like a less Irish version of Liam Neeson
Isn't it funny how we're still best friends after that incident with the old lady in the bathroom
You fucking bailed on me. But I love you still
Hopefully he gets to dig deep into my body, before he digs deep into my past ..
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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