capt morgan doesn't hurt if you honestly believe it's golden flavored kool-aid.
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
we were on a sandy mattress. i was wearing a sweatshirt with a poodle on it and eating a whopper jr. i wouldn't have fucked me either.
I just peeled a layer of cum off my eyelid. Don't even tell me that's not why you came over
we made out at a charity event. really i was helping the fight against aids...
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
Can you imagine how doomed are children are? I mean for one they have our genetics and then we will ruin them as parents. It will be the most magical adventure. Let's not start soon, too many adventures at hand that involve immense amounts of alcohol.
My whole family just stopped to look at me and aknowledge how fucked up I am.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Walking in on a gay threesome, with a girl in the corner watching and taking vid is a reason to not only knock, but to never go to Savannah.
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I feel like I have a very capable uterus.
I've never been this drunk around this many toddlers
I just called my grandma crying, apologizing for being the first grandchild to have premarital sex...I'm either about to start my period or pregnant.
you tried to drunkinly do the backflip kick off of karate kid and broke the big screen
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