You know how I know it's Spring Break? I just passed a car with "South Padre bound" shoe polished on the back. The driver was blatantly drinking a roadie and getting road head.
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
Arguably, the best part was cockblocking those squirrels.
I really super glued a paper bow tie to my body last night. I need to do less drugs.
i can't decided whether the fact that her nipples are bigger then her palms is a problem or not
if you lined all their dicks up next to eachother, it would be like at&t bars
Honestly, it's not that easy picking a Saturday night outfit that can translate to Palm Sunday mass. Priorities.
Dude that's beautiful. I've never heard of someone smoking with their bunny.
I feel like I have a connection with him. A marijuana-induced-spiritual connection.
Is it possible to sluttify a hobbit costume? Cause if so, this will be my biggest accomplishment.
Nothing says "class act" like eating acid in the middle of a Buffalo Wild Wings
you just rode your bike home from a one night stand in a stolen skirt with no underwear and you're telling ME to reevaluate life choices?!
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
Sorry for yelling at you, I'm just really emotional about missing comicon.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
Everytime after he came, he'd laugh uncontrolably for ten mintutes. He was sober..
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