he must have thought the song was "ejacuate on the dance floor"
right before he busted, he moaned the british are coming.
only on the fourth of july.
You said "i miss him" not "i miss his dick." You're getting emotionally attatched. Shame.
Get out here. Doing shots with the delivery guy. Also, the food is here
you can now officially say a girl has shaved your initials into her pubes. welcome to the club.
I want to break up with him.....but he has a george forman grill...like I need that
Nobody in the ambulance liked me...
I misunderstood what a furry was. Come pick me up.
Um...celebrating is an understatement. You flashed the guy at the mexican restaurant and then screamed, "It's just my bikini, I swear!"
Is it related to planting your seed? Cause I don't know if you have studied the development of a tiny human, but that is some complicated shit.
Isn't everything in a man's life somehow related to him planting his seed?
Had to go see my sisters new baby this morn in the clothes I wore to the rave last night. Still drunk. Almost dropped it. I'll be a good aunt right?
strip vodka pong is never a good idea. I saw into his colon when he picked up the ball off the floor
Christopher Columbus didn't sail the ocean blue so I would have to go to class and not have sex with my boyfriend
almost dropped my phone in the toilet but it somehow bounced off my tit and landed on the floor. Boobs: saving me hundreds of dollars in bar tabs and smartphones since '09
I just woke up naked in a bed with your brother. WHAT THE HELL HAPPENED TO NOT LETTING EACH OTHER DO STUPID THINGS?
You fucked my brother?!
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