so...dinner was kid's cuisine and a bottle of wine. i think they go well together.
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
I can die happy now, I have been kicked out of strip clubs on six different continents
Seriously.......what do you have to do to get arrested in Vegas???
Have you ever looked at the 750mL bottle of wine on the seat next to you knowing that it's just not going to be enough?
Each and every day.
I need to talk about my life with someone. Preferably with someone who hasn't tried to jizz on me
Oh no it's bring yor chld to work day...I'm too drunk for this
Bouncy castle Catalina wine-mixer race for the cure. It will be as fun as it sounds
I still havent gotten an apartment yet, so I crash random college parties...get so drunk and then sleep on their couch
I'd like to introduce you to my friend, Moderation. Enjoy each other's company this weekend.
Your friend and I already don't get along
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
It took all the strength I had tto sit at my desk and not tear off my business attire and run screaming from adulthood and flourescent lights.
Vodka and Jamison is not a mixed drink
My mom told me to get it out of my system now bc once I hit 30 it's not acceptable to get "white girl wasted".
Showing girls my stab wound was not the brilliant idea I thought it was.
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