He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
I feel like I've been slapped by Gods icy cold dick of vengeance.
im sorry for trying to flush a roll of toilet paper down with my puke. probably not great for your toilet
I guess birthday shots aren't always the answer
He wants me to have his first child. So that makes four gay men that've called dibs on my eggs.
I don't think I even want to know why you are sending my husband pictures of your nutsack.
I immediately knew he was tripping, he came over with a grocery bag of snow balls and a bike helmet on and asked if I was prepared to die for my country.
Wearing the same clothes for three days in a row and eating an entire two pound bag of jelly beans really has a way of making a person rethink their life...
He ate me out while Space Jam was on. My life is complete.
ROB LOWE. SO BEAUTIFUL. SO DOUCHEY. SO HARD TO SPELL HIS NAME WHEN DRUNK.
So you let the Viking explore your nether regions?
I took a picture of you last night while you were drunk, trying to smoke a bowl through your nose. It's now your contact id.
Dude, you were so drunk you were hanging from the ceiling of my car pretending you were a sloth while we were on 81.
i like that he makes me laugh. those are like my two favorite things. laughing and fucking.
I think I am just gonna marry that lesbian. She is more of a respectful gentleman than any of the guys I've slept with.
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