Me too!
dude your cousin who was wearing the skirt wasn't wearing any underwear
gross she's a slut
yea she doesn't shave either
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You are forgiven. I sent you a picture of a pumpkin man as a gesture of reconciliation.
I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?
I THREW AWAY MY VIBRATOR BECAUSE IT INTIMIDATED HIM. WORST. DECISION. EVER
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Great sex, the promise of us mixing our excellent genetics in the future, and access to drugs are mainly what's holding this relationship together at the moment
he pushed me in the lake knowing full well I had joints on me. that's drug-abuse!!
I had to hypnotize my roommate last night so there's that.
You thanked me for a delicious cock and tacos...
He better be a good lay, these underwear cost $50.
My desperation for dick was off put by his anime figure collection.
Side piece definitely knows about my GF. Said it was sexy when I go commando, then left me pantsless in the club bathroom
He just compared fucking my vagina to a snow flake falling on his forehead: gentle.... I'm not sure if that's a compliment or not.
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