What can I say...he's packing some serious heat down there. You wouldn't expect that looking at him, huh?
I guess God knew he was going to be bald...
I am at a striph cluv. They are ovealls everywhere. I have hot rock botto.
Somehow she slept thru the vacuuming, people walking in and out, and the sound of constant beer bottles hitting the trash, but when someone said weed in a regular volume of voice she startled awake.
You left your underwear here. I'm hanging it on my door
im standing in line right now while the 711 manager calls other locations to see if they have the john cena collectors slurpee cup in stock...yep i need to get laid
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
Star Trek does not adequately answer all the questions that I have about alien genitals
ok thanks goodnight
Also before you go to bed i just have to get it out there that i really like macklemore as a person
I'm driving home wearing one sock, boxers, and a tee shirt. That's how good it was
Jesus christ. I put you on speaker when you called me last night and you told me to brush my teeth with a dick.
It's the third day of class and I got told I smell like a distillery.
He gives me the same feeling I get when someone puts a margarita or German chocolate cake in front of me
So, I feel bad. I just told my husband I had sex with someone else while on a business trip. Today is his birthday. I'm kind of a dick.
:(. i have vodka in a fire extinguisher. that solves all problems. except fires. it would actually make that worse.
she hand cuffed me to the bed naked, jumped off the dresser naked, hit her head on the fan and knocked herself out. when her mom came home i had to call her for help, she could have died man...
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