I cant wait to get the disapproving look from this elderly black lady...
it's not the walk of shame if you do it in cowboy boots.
I kind of had a moment like that kid whose mom cancelled his WoW subscription, except I didn't try to shove a remote control up my own ass.
I shouldn't have had sex with her. I feel that I may have opened a pandora's vagina
I want to see you in more than a weed delivering capacity
She even gives head with a lisp.
will emailing you the 64 kama sutra positions I want to try during the 3 days your here turn you on or terrify you?
SORRY BITCH CAN'T, TAKING SHOTS TO WHITNEY HOUSTON.
My Internet history has 23 searches for 24 hour cake. Self respect plummeting.
Hey nothing wrong with those! I can't believe the guys who let me see where they live on first dates. Even more surprising, I don't stalk them after they've done me wrong.
Well she just asked a sorority girl if she should fuck her floor mate so it's basically like the blind leading the blind
don't worry, i'm not mad. i'm just angry. and furious. and about to set your ass on fire.
THEY'RE TEXTING LIKE MIDDLE AGED SOCCER MOMS WHAT DO I DO
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Gov of Georgia is going to allow massage therapists to return to work.
Gives a new meaning to 'Happy Endings'.
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