addddeeerrraaaallll.
ok i'm not sure if that was a success statement or a cry for help.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
i'm watching the tyra show: "women who beat up their boyfriends" - lets see how she can make THIS one all about herself too.
it was funny though when you first woke up you pointed at my shoe and said i need my jacket and then put my shoe on your hand
dude, it should not be this hard to find a bottomless mimosa on a friday morning
because you can't take the autistic girl you're babysitting on a blunt ride.
Just bought a disco ball for 5 dollars, of course we're drinking tonight.
The guy is drinking 5 bottles of beer in a juice pitcher. Fucking amazing.
they call him Oral-B. enough said
Yeah, this dress is irreparably whorey. I've resigned myself to being a family scandal.
Well I don't think you can suck his dick while he's making pizza. I think that goes against some health codes.
She followed me back, then proceeded to find my room, get her panda suit on? And then raid my room and pass out on my couch... what the fack do I do now?!?!
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
The lady that was sitting beside me thought the best way to cheer herself up was to pet and ruffle my hair while crying and telling me her problems...
No he reached for my hand at the beach. I pretended to be a seagull.
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