I just rolled a spliff on a dora the explorer tv tray. Preschool education meet afterschool special.
I was in the bathroom and heard my brother scream "YOU FAIL!!!", and I swear to GOD, I thought my penis was yelling at me.
and then you made a playlist that was just "party in the usa" on repeat...
It was one of those "since we're naked anyway" type situations
You've eaten a Lean Pocket for every meal for at LEAST 3 days now. Get your life in line.
Exactly. So he deserves crazy "thanks for keeping me out of jail" sex. Or an "I'm glad your excessive cocaine habit had some positive outcomes" blowjob.
he threw up in a solo cup, then washed it out and used it to play flip cup. Im not sure if thats resourceful or disgusting.
So nowhere in the dress code does it forbid me from showing up to City Hall in a gorilla suit to meet the mayor.
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
my friend was passed out in the bathroom so I threw up in the coffee maker, not the pot the water reservoir that kind of drunk.
I just bought a blender and 120 pizza rolls. Bring tequila.
Drink drank drunk tankkkkn, LETS GO
By the way I can not feel my vagina. It's like it's asleep. What the hell did you do?
he's annoying when i'm sober but vaguely hot when i'm drunk so yes i do have a preference and it goes by the name of vodka
she is currently in the shower drinking a beer and dancing to a song called "the penis song" my roommate is cooler than yours
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