Its about making memories worth repressing
After I just paid $211 for my hair to be dyed and cut this guy at the bar said "I know you died your hair with koolaid, but I'd still fuck the shit out of you"
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
i woke up to my roomate hitting me in the head with a can of PBR at 8:30 in the morning...i love spring break
someone put bongwater in my humidifier again THIS NEEDS TO STOP
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
The fact that I pulled something plastic out of my mouth after taking that shot is starting to concern me.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
You kept showing everyone at the bar your bra to prove it matched your shoes.
You left the resturant and came back with a McDonalds burger in your pocket so ya...no more pregaming birthday dinners. Especially since it wasn't your birthday.
Yeah I had this grand plan to bring flaming dr pepper shots to some girls and say "these shots are hot, but not as hot as you" but instead I lit the bar on fire
Hooked up to multiple episodes of Even Stevens last night. What the fuck.
Besides the fact that the only male who has shown an interest in me in the last 5 months has a strange and unfortunate resemblance to fucking Frodo, I've been good thanks
I just watched this dude try to convince this girl to go home with him. She was like, That's cute, you're cute.and she just walked away. Man I'm so not drunk enough to be around this level of sad.
I’M DRUNK AND EXCITED.
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