dude i doubt hes gay
I CAUGHT HIM BEATING OFF TO MENS HEALTH!
Gym doesn't open till 11. I'm sure that of the other four people waiting in the lobby, I'm the only one still drunk and only going to the gym to shower.
OMG HAIR ON HIS DICK. HAIR ON HIS DICK AS IN GROWING OUT OF HIS DICK. HAIR.
you both peed in the photobooth after the pictures were taken.
The great thing about skinny blondes is that they're all interchangeable.
He was with one girl when I went to bed, wad with another when I woke up and now he just told me he was with a 3rd in-between last night and this morning. Jesus Christ.
I want a MapMyFart App, where I can mark every spot where I have ripped one. Like here.
I just pulled the nickels from earlier out of my bra in class. The guy next to me is either terrified or intrigued.
I don't get hangovers. Except once. And there is a massively epic story behind that, involving so much alcohol I should have died, and 13 raw hotdogs.
I don't know if I'm feeling really nervous right now or just extremely horny.
Are the transvestites working the counter tonight? Last time I was there they gave me love advice.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Do him. As soon as possible and as often as possible. That's what Oprah would say
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
So I'm trying to figure out how to talk my boss into allowing pajama day once a week. Any ideas?
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