Do you need to be saved?
No I think I'm God
Do you think my bosses would frown upon Jameson with breakfast on this holiest of days?
yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
she is like cheap alcohol. you can only get so buzzed before you get sick.
I must say your penis is just as photogenic as you
slut bingo starts in ten minutes ...
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I had to help you off the toilet floor because you couldn't get up, then you threw your drink on the floor and just said "oh dear" really calmly.
Shame tastes like burnetts and latex
the party has pretty much ended, it's just 20ish of us jumping and grinding to music from some guy's phone in the corner.
Just received a visit from the Ghost of Bad Decisions Past. Kind of weird 90% of the flashbacks happened in the same sixteen month span, the rest happened at Taco Bell.
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
My dog is now used to me drunk singing and sleeps through it. I don't know how I feel about this
LIKE ALL I WANT TO CURE MY HANGOVER IS PORKROLL AND LIKE 85% OF THIS COUNTRY DOESN'T KNOW WHAT IT IS
I wrote him a note at the end of the final. I'm hoping I can flirt my way in to an A or B
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