I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
We just spray painted his balls while he is passed out....I cant wait to see him try to figure this out in the morning.
I just signed a document stating that I would dd all summer if they would go pickup food.
Fucking Canada. At least when they wake up tomorrow they're still in Canada
according to the contents of this bucket, last night i swallowed a whole teabag
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
She wore that goddamn strap-on all night. When she was playing guitar hero it kept getting in the way but she just wouldn't take it off.
In case you're keeping score at home, this is Brad's SECOND Doritos-related trip to the ER.
I just showered sitting down with a sippy cup of water in there with me. It took 40 minutes. That hungover.
Well then sir I'll probably see you tomorrow after my class and at 3 with your clothes off. Sounds like a solid way to start the weekend to me
I sent two dick pics to a wrong number and one was in .gif format so it was helicoptering all over the place. I single handedly ruined a child's life.
wait can you just like go into detail with this penis touching thing? like was it a hand job or was it like a day at the petting zoo or something
I miss the "How many Grindr hits can I get while performing in an elementary school?" game.
How do I have sand in my vagina if we were an hour away from the beach?
he said he's going to burn things and pack his stuff. he may leave tomorrow supposedly but i doubt it
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