: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"
Tempting. But I already used the alcohol poisoning excuse at work this month. No way he would believe it a second time...
Does the blue bra belong to your sister or cousin?
You said you were going inside to sober up and then you poured yourself a wine glass of warm gin
Dude she's on meds. He has a ginormous penis. Ur A dumbass. That concludes our feelings chat. Dim Sumday?
Dude you couldnt even talk, you just kept hiccuping and slamming your head on the wall.
He's cheating on her.
Are you sure it wasn't her?
I have my glasses on, and as long as she didn't change her face in the past two months; its her.
So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
Your exhaustion is probably due to your rampant sexual urges and the fact that you live the same life as a raccoon.
Woke up on my sisters couch, and it was like the start of a Terminator movie,my brother in law was passed out on the floor naked in the fetal position. We now call him Arnold. It was an epic night.
Cocaine bath bombs are a really bad idea
Block me from your phone tonight…I need to get laid tonight. But you've been being a douchebag. So not by you. But I might call you. So block me.
WHY WOULD I COCK BLOCK MYSELF???
I don't see why I have to pay for it.
your head went through the window, you're pretty much obligated to pay for it.
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