I'm on that like soy sauce on rice
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I just woke up and realized I puked in my boxers WTF.
You stay classy.
The worst part was I forgot until I tried to put them on.
ROOF CAVED IN, WE'RE GUNNA MAKE A WATERSLIDE
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I had a 10 minute conversation with the refrigerator, it was telling me how it likes to be opened and closed. Ecstasy, I love you.
I've never seen a guy eye-fuck someone so hard in my entire life. I thought he would develop laser vision, bore holes into your body, and not even realize your innards would be spilling everywhere. That's how bad it was.
You texted me a picture of your face along with #help
Get off me. I'm done. I want a cookie.
If there's one thing I learned yesterday, it's that if I really wanted to I could be mayor of Toronto.
I want to fuck the side burns off of Steve.
I don't know if the puke on my pants is mine or not
My roommate just threatened to kill me with my own pan. Can I ever get away from the crazies?!
I'm praying to the gods of sex we both get laid this weekend. Amen. Love you
I love you.
Bad choice
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