Is it bad that I voted for Scott Brown because I want to fuck him?
Nah. I did too.
My number one goal in life is to find out who can fill a keg with Popov
You just kept walking around saying "my brain is soup" then sat on the kitchen counter washing your feet. You bit the guy that tried to help you down
Why do you think it's a no-pants party?
Invite says "dress to impress". Her fault for leaving it open to interpretation.
We were fucking at break-dick speeds.
Are we talking about who knows if I'll get naked pictures of you with a broadsword or who knows if I'll be surprised?
Look at my fb. It says single. That's the gospel.
Do u remember giving me permission to fuck ur dad and then getting super pissed at me when i said ew?
He is really drunk but I just found $20 so it's like I am getting paid to babysit
We just got in a fight with grandma b/c she tried to tell us you didn't go hard.
He's driving 2 hours to visit me and he's bringing weed. I love him so much.
March Madness means a buffet of emotionally vulnerable dick at the bars almost every night. So yeah my vagina and I are big fans.
Like at first he was barely doing anything. So I was like harder and then holy shit he's like going all HULK SMASH on my vagina. I mean it felt fucking awesome. BUT STILL
Newest quarantine problem - I’ve watched all of the porn. Like everything on the the internet, all the DVDs, mags, VR, leisure suit Larry all of it and I’m still horny af
That confirms what we've all known all along. I'm a bad gay. I have no fashion sense.
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