I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
You deserve yourself a blunt and a build a bear.
As it would turn out, "jesusssssss" is not the password to enter Faith Chapel's wifi network.
Found a bar with a washer and dryer and they serve food. I never have to leave
You couldn't find any paper towel to clean up the wine you spilled, so you tried to use her cat.
ooh i remember now. Not very absorbent.
i dont know everytime i see her teeth i get erectile disfunction
You might have crossed the line by jerking off while she was in the bathroom taking a prego test. Just saying
High moment. Almost just passed the blunt to the dog.
Oh shit. The hangover. It has taken 20 mins and 5 attempts to tie my shoelaces
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
I'm not gay but if a lesbian wants to eat my box out I'm not gonna say no to someone who knows what they're doing.
Yay I only have ONE giant mystery bruise from yesterday
Just imagine a dick squawking like a parrot
We had sex on a couch that was held together by Velcro. Want to know an unsexy sound? Velcro ripping apart under your bare ass.
Ur creepiness is now affecting my life and I'm not okay with it
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