It's a miracle Ok Typing texts toYou right now
I looooooove Saturdays!!!!!!!
I am absolutely hammered
so..some girl walked up to me on the porch last night. She came to apologize for peeing on our lawn a few days ago. I just looked at her and said it was ok, she wasn't the first.
I woke up naked this morning there was a baseball bat on the floor the bathroom door knob was removed and the floor was wet. This is why i don't do Tequila shots.
I am way too high for this. Some guy just keeps talking about music and life goals and he apparently has lived in every city we mention we are going
I don't really see how asking you not to cum on my face or hair makes me high maintenance
All I know is that either you or I told a black guy that he looked like usher and he was sexy and that is our confession
She fuckin peed on me
Stay golden ponyboy
Ohhh,that's true. Babies are only fun when you're high. Otherwise, they're the worst kind of people.
Listen I'm a sentimental character under all this alcohol and ratchetry
The last thing I remember is him yelling from across the room "WE FINISHED THE HANDLE!"
It was 11pm.
not ubering you a puppy
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
Got my period and a UTI on the same day. Fuck you, Sunday.
But unlike the human Walter the plant Walter will someday grow to satisfy my needs
Drunk me says 72 hours of Mexican Viagra and room service.Sober me says we stopped being lovers for a reason after the last lost weekend.
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