The tricky part is not getting sand in any orifices. Or is the plural orifi? Orifi don't, we'll both be unhappy...
the extent of background information i have on her is minimal, but it will get me in her pants
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
You kept saying thank you to the automatic toilet as it flushed your puke.
I'd rather say I'm a whore then admit it's his child. Its that bad.
just to let ya know we might have to take a stripper snowboardin sometime
Think they will judge us if our pre drink is a kiddie pool of jello shots?
We're not even buying beer. Just vodka. In pre-retrospect this was a bad idea but we're doing it anyway
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
I will also take that commission in the form of weed. Pass that on to the asst. manager.
I changed my birth control schedule so that I'm on my period while you're gone this week
I don't deserve you.
You fell asleep on the toilet and he was like uh should I take her off?
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
You were trust falling into bushes
i puked in a jesus candle last night and then denied it... i'd say it was a pretty alright night
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