Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
On the one hand, she would be the biggest mistake of my year. On the other hand, she's here and drunk.
The savings from $3 shots still doesn't add up to plan-b
today is monday, i feel like we should do something illegal
we couldn't afford a big pool so we bought 2 kiddie pools and put the inflatable beer pong table inbetween. get over here. now.
You told me you loved me after I brushed your teeth with my index finger.
Your brother came in a girls mouth for the first time last night... Ah the tales told whilst buying minors beer.
I love you so must. You as do fraty. You are truly my veste breakable (ties I wtf racket Andover). Luce you. Have a safe drive bio dough failover.
At IHOP. It feels weird and sad that your cleavage isn't here for me to try to toss paper wads into.
We just had an accidental Facebook titty pic scare.
If I were better looking, this would be the point where I'd resign myself to stripping.
Why does your life consist of lesbians, black guys and cats?
Are you ok?!
I assume I've stopped bleeding because I haven't passed out, but can't verify currently.
We drunkenly made out once four years ago and then he immediately vomited and honestly I've never gotten over him
You can only use the "she handcuffed me naked to your bed, i couldn't do anything, sorry bro" excuse once.
You have a tempurpedic. you only have you to blame.
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