Hallmark should totally make "congratulations on getting your period" cards...I feel they would be quite popular.
you knoww youre high when you are just as concerned as the contestants on ultimate cake off as they move their 250 lbs cake over the ramp
Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
And there are taco shells on the ceiling fan
do you think a sharp knife would stab through a cheese suit?
I tried to convince the Lobo Card people to take my pic with my sunglasses on because I will probably always be this hungover.
I am both excited and frightened by the fact that this much everclear is legal here. Best vacation ever.
Pictures of drunk me in a bike helmet are like McDonald's collectible toys. There's sooo many, but NO ONE has seen all of them.
Kyle found me outside his apartment in the hallway. Said he didn't hear me knock bt smelled alcohol through the door. I'm sucha bitch to my liver
So glad the long weekend is over so I can bring this bender to a merciful end.
The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
He was going down on me and all I could think about was how proud of me you'd be
I literally have a pirate chest of slutty clothing.
part of it says your brother mayyyy have put his lips on my vagina
So um... You probably shouldn't post that picture of me and your crotch just because that's a new level of raunchiness that I'm not willing to accept yet
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