Kenny Powers is just a normal guy with exceptional hair
I'm almost 25, which means I can ride with girls that have permits
I wish life was like the Sims. Right when you're pregnant the music would play and I would just know instead of agonizing for the next two weeks.
So..I walked into his bathroom and found a bong and a blender in the shower.....normal?
You compared your dick to a twizzler. In no way, shape, or form is that a turn on.
not exactly restoring sanity, but he is throwing up on the national mall right now
You really need to get over the whole "jail" thing. Its really not that bad.
Things I have that belong to you: shorts, headband, bra, purse, chinese food, vodka, and blood on my jeans. Happy homecoming.
We are, if nothing else, classy enough to leave our 10 mini bottles of wine in a polite line on the floor of the movie theater.
I just bought a bong from a hot dog stand.
It is a fiery spray of napalm-covered beautiful words that leave a flaming "fuck you" on the ground after I destroy him.
This whole pope visit thing is ruining me having sex.
And how about the fact that the first time i really truly looked at a guy's dick was in my car. MY CAR. GODDAMNIT!!!
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
how did i manage to wake up with my bra on backwards?
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