If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
Just watched 1 guy 1 jar with my mom. Awkwardville...
By the way, her vagina was so tight i was worried that i would be stuck forever
The only way I could have failed my exam worse is if there would have been a drug test portion
I noticed when you had too much when you were yelling "HOE-HAVE-A-SEAT" to his cat.
someone to text and fuck? since when does that constitute a relationship?
since 2006
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
nothing like smoking out of your roommate's bong with your mom to celebrate the rising of christ
he is risen halelujah
I just stood on my roof naked pouring vodka onto my garden. sweet dreams
the last time I drank tequila I ended up riding your skateboard nude down the street... so yeah, I'll have a few shots.
Two big black bouncers picked you up and escorted you to the elevator.
I didn't even do anything wrong. For all they knew I could have been on the US Olympic Gymnastic team. Would they kick Gabby Douglas out of a bar? I don't think so.
STOP PUTTING PICTURES OF JONAH HILL IN MY KITCHEN CABINETS!
If I'm gonna have a rotation of guys, I really should stop them leaving boob bruises...
well i can officially check "have sex in a prius" off my bucket list...
The REAL engagement ring is the jeweled butt plug.
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