Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Walk of Shame. In a state park.
I just did the scooter of shame. New levels of embarrassment have now opened.
ask if his dick looks like a sausage. alex's bro told me that's a sure sign. btw took pain pills. maybe shouldn't listen to me.
there is a priest convention in the hotel. i feel like god is laughing at me.
I bought my dad an absinthe brewing kit for christmas.. looks like tripping with my dad is in my near future.
I literally just wielded a katana to save a child's life. What did you do today?
I will be sticking my dick in something this weekend. You can either be that something or not. Your decision.
You have dresses for different occasions. I need different men's dicks too. It's logic.
This family outing has commenced with me throwing up in an apple orchard
The security deposit's gone, let's trash this motherfucker
He's practically not my boyfriend anymore. So let's go get some glitter, balloons, alcohol and forget this night ever happened.
I'm tired of looking like my mother fucked Chewbacca.
FINALLY GOT MY TENTH DICK. PARTY FOREVER
You are an awesome peach made of glitter.
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