just won 30 on black! Ok adicteddd! Never coming back gqmbeqing is easy.
now my debit card is betting 1k whoops. im gongk eh be rich!!!
whoops didnt work. think the gambeli mashine is busters!! now im betting 2k?! bad idea?
He had some BAD nuttage
Nuttage?
It's like cleavage......... but different
I just spent twenty minutes with brandons dad explaining why head isnt typically considered sex...can we say awkward?
For the whole 7 seconds I lasted, I was in heaven.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
we tried to pick out bridesmaid dresses with pockets so we could sneak flasks in with us. what the fuck is the point of a dry wedding?
The fact that when I blacked in you were sober enough to kick me out of your roommates bed makes me question our friendship.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
If we worried less about pouring champagne down stripper crack, we probably wouldn't skip so many meals.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I tried to make friends with the geese living behind Hughes. They didn't really like that idea.
Are you high?
Sorry if this is weird, but please don't have sex in my truck. I get to be the first...
that's the best thing i've ever said to a penis
once he tried to wake me up from my hangover nap to have sex, that's when things went downhill. he had to go.
Blacking out in the security line at the airport is not nearly as fun as blacking out in the lunch line at the dining hall.
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