Not only do prius' look terrible they are terrible to have sex in
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
In hindsight, the torn ligament in my knee is probably the fault of the ginbucket and jager bombs starting at 3pm. I guess I'll stop blaming it on you.
Blackout strip poker. Now. Bring flashlights because we found that candles are dangerous with nudity.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Hey I have your shoes. Do you remember shouting "Police brutality!" when the bouncer was kicking you out last night?
She only spoke Russian, but she was so gorgeous it didn't matter
Oh. I think she ate all the cake and took our vodka...still gorgeous.
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
You grabbed my dick don't call me son
You weren't stupid you just made an ass of yourself. It's called a birthday party. That's code for night of regrets.
the guy in front of me in walmart is buying a blowtorch, potato chips, and condoms. I'm curious and horrified at the same time.
WHY CANT I FIND JUST A NORMAL DISNEY LOVING MAN TO PAINT WITH ALL THE COLORS OF THE WIND WITH!!
What the hell do you do when your fuck buddy leaves to go for a piss naked and 20 minutes later hasn't come back and can't be found anywhere in the house or outside but has left his phone, tee shirt and shoes in your bedroom.
I don't think there is a pre defined social etiquette for a lost naked fuck buddy now roaming the streets.
i think i'm just going to start having sex with his brother, he's much hotter and it would definately be less illegal.
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