I think i peed on brittanys purse
I really need to stop carrying a flask around with me in my backpack at school..
Aren't you in 8th grade?
9th, but that's not the point.
I had sex with her because I didn't want to hurt her feelings.. You're the one who told me I should be more sensitive.
No one wears that much makeup to work unless they are trying to fuck their boss, NO ONE
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
She's the barista slut.
I just test ran being their maid. I'm getting 50 bucks a month and they're buying the costume.
We got kicked out of the ice rink last night for drinking and checking strangers... but they let us keep the beer
You chest bumped everyone we walked by on the way home... Even girls
K, im gonna wait to get my dick pierced so we can do it as a family function.
I have decided that today will be all about indulgence and hedonism.
Apparently at some point last night someone gave me tequila. There was a few shots left when I woke up so that was breakfast. This is a good birthday
IS NO AN EMOTION BECAUSE THAT'S WHAT I'M FEELING RIGHT NOW
And you will die and be carried in a backpack before I allow you not to comply in this tomfoolery.
Did you just correct my spelling of a made up word?
No, I just was using your word in plural form
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