It's official. Every single female in their late teens and early 20s get their fb statuses from a pool of cliched "quotes" which all say, without saying, "boys treat me like shit, I know they do, but one day I'll find 'the guy' who will treat me right no matter how psychotic I am." Vom.
She's "scared" of blowjobs, so she just played with it for a while.
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
We bonded over blowjobs and stories of our childhoods. It was beautiful.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
DAMMIT. BOHEMIAN RHAPSODY IS GONNA GET STUCK IN MY HEAD AGAIN. FUCK YOU OLYMPICS.
TOUCH YOURSELF. DO IT.
I don't think that's how you're supposed to sext
do you think our homemade porn will pass for my cinematography final?
That moment during finals day when you either convince your teacher to let you out of the room or you shit you pants.
I just spilled a shot of Patron on your mom.. Body shots may be happening. You better get here quick.
The look of disappointment from my cat while I take nudes...
Goddamn right, I may not survive the apocalypse, but my eyebrows fucking will.
So I'm at early voting and the group of ladies behind me is talking about voting no on 2 and my gummy is kicking in, thank lawd
i gave head in a cab last night. get on my level.
I apparently ooze single. The second I left his house after break up sex five of my old booty calls text me
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