By the way, shout wipes are a gift from god for people that throw up on themselves.
worst lay ever....
as long as you cum, there is no bad sex
ya... thank god for condoms, I was able to fake it... I stand by my original statement
His was the first dick to ever be in my mouth... Of course I'm going to the wedding.
she passed on me to fuck the foreign guy. is there a manlier, slightly less gay way of saying "always the bridesmaid, never the bride"?
nope.
my nick name has gotton too long over the years..C.T.P.S.G.F.P.G.......cock tease private school groupie frat party groupie.
he just asked me to email him a handle of captain morgans...how sober do you think he is?
I just don't want to have to pretend at every family function she brings him to that he didn't hit on me first
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
You pulled down your pants, pissed in the recliner, and wiped yourself with my utility bill. I thought it was in the worlds best interest to put you to bed.
If you value your immune system buddy, walk away from that one.
Last time i carry you out of a forest
I don't know why I bit your face last night but I'm sorry .
He drives a PT Cruiser.... that should have been my first clue.
I woke up naked and alone this morning. What a life
Heading there now. Already have a boner.
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