Ill do this for you.
You are a team player.
This is me making up for not putting my tongue inside you more.
I was so drunk last night I wanted to download a Busta Rhymes album.
Is it bad that your cum tickles when I swallow it?
you could never motorboat her...you'd have to motor-titanic her
I told him he was my first gentile. He was so flattered.
I'm gagging in the liquor aisle just thinking about how much alcohol I'll be drinking this weekend.
I don't even know why im sitting in this office eating a poptart.
Biggest penis I've ever pity fucked
I'm so bored right now i'm literally Googleing all the possible ways to get high with household items as my mom is sitting in front of me..
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
We really gotta change brands again because 2-ply is making us feel like the celebrities we aren't.
i feel like spreading the word of drunken joy.
He yelled "Go Ducks" while he came
Asking for a friend: is it frowned upon to eat pizza while you materbate or does it just mean you are fantastic at multitasking?
Rationing the toilet paper. Only one wipe allowed. I'm scared to move too much.
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