I want to make a zoo with you.
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Just got roadhead while going 95. I came for a mile and a half.
Don't be a smartass. I'm trying to fuck a guy who's sober. It's more difficult than you think.
There is a semi-attractive guy at the door who's looking for you. Says he met you on Chatroulette. Start explaining NOW.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
and then they started calling me 'Shitshow Shandra', which apparently i took as a compliment.
who paints a picture of their own dick and sends it to people. i dont know if its borderline crazy or just fucking genius...
I'll always be here to give you immoral support.
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
second roommate of the year to get clamydia. go life.
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
CSI Miami is on and the guy is trying to save this woman who got shot. By stripping off his shirt & belt. THE WOMAN NEEDS YOUR PANTS OFF TOO
I am so horny. It's like all the stress of finals week has relocated to my vagina.
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