I hope to God it wasnt poon. That odor was unnatural, it was satanic pussy.
So the guy sitting next to me is watching dungeons and dragons on youtube. I didnt realize you could get more pathetic than actually playing the game.
once I found out that a naked stripper wasn't gonna pop out of the cake I kind of just lost interest in the party
He was taking the caps off the vodka bottles and throwing them out the window so we'd have to finish them. Engineers have the best logic.
she was stripping to whiskey lullaby. most depressed boner.
just remembered spooning on the cardboard and confessing to each other we had the spins.
first reaction to dying the pubes purple - awesome. Reaction after I explain the process - not awesome. Hypothesis? when girls find out you know to bleach and dye your hair, they're turned off.
I refrained from asking a guy what he spilled on his dick because it smelled good. Morals.
It's called being normal.
I just hope when I turn 21, it doesn't tank my entire semester.
Here you are just trying to masturbate and I'm talking to you like your an initiate for some secret society.
Some girl just ordered Chinese delivery to her therapy appointment...
Can't find my wig, my underwear, or my dignity. Halloween 2016
9 am booty call on your ex's birthday. Fuck yea
Remember I am not doing blow tonight. I REPEATE NO COCAINE unless I do it with your mom
Everyone got an underage but her
How'd she get out of it?!
She hid in the FUCKING DRYER
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