yeah, but that could mean anything in Denmark.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
Babe, the 4 years we've been together have been amazing. Will you marry me?
are you seriously doing this over text message
hahaha no, but i am dumping you.
so literally, as soon as i tripped and fell and hit the floor the earthquake started. hows THAT for a self esteem boost?
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
That's the first time I've ever heard something that tickled both my gag reflex and my penis simultaneously.
I don't like sad things. I do like drinking though
We had to take the hinges off the bathroom door. Needless to say, you are no longer welcome at that bar
He just showed up. He's like 5'8 and brought a beer pong table that has " I love gay boys" on it. How could this go wrong
Besides the one of you shaking your cock for 10sec that was one of the best snapchat's ever haha
all a girl really needs is a few good pair of leggings and a drug dealer that delivers.
I touched the butt once. 'Twas an experience with the greatness of legend. So I touched it once more.
Doing blow in the bathroom isnt the same without you
Do a rail off the baby station in my honor
It's an interesting experience to pee while a bird meows at you.
You need to get out of the house more
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