Is masturbating to pics of your ex on Facebook considered cheating?
You are proof that most things are best left unsaid.
I'm drunk and I'm watching it's Alwyas Sunny and eating candy. Even I am jealosu of my life
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
I just remember getting him back by licking the window on his truck.
Also...you were trying to touch his balls without him noticing
Im sitting on the exxon bathroom floor, idk if its healthy but it sure is cold
I would have screamed and cried and bled and shit and then died. Fuck that guy.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
It's been this way for a few days. I had chick fil a on Friday so this could be an attack from the Gay Gods as punishment.
I dunno what's worse, the fact that I hooked up with a guy that shaves his armpits or that I didn't notice until he brought it up the next day
Things you do not want to hear after sex: I almost lost my gum in your pussy. Really dude, don't share that with me!
Currently having to re-watch episodes of Lost that I've only partially seen because you distracted me with your vagina
I had the good sense not to tell her that my summer goal is to get fucked by a med student while wearing a party dress and sparkly shoes
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
the bastard is cheating on me with some sleazy barista from Starbucks
That’s his wife they’re back together
You say potato, I say sleazy barista
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