this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
Why do you have Season One of Reba in your underwear drawer?
Why are you in my underwear drawer?
you just can't say no to drugs on a mirrored table.
Just saw a white stretch Hummer limo outside of CiCi's pizza. Way to live up to the stereotypes, Alabama.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
I AM SUCH A BETTER PERSON ON DRUGS
Looking for things to spread butter on. Found men's briefs in garbage can. Lost insurance card. Summer has finally arrived
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Just had my very first high conversation with mom
And you survived it! I'd say that earns you a "Blaze It Like a Real Adult" from the Grown-up Girl Scouts
We need a rematch, I think my pussy was on vacation the other night.
You know what would have been funny if we got arrested last night? The inventory search of the lock box:\n\nContents:\n1 work ID\n1 33 round Glock magazine\n1 set of keys\n1 vibrator\n2 bags fruit snacks\n1 parking hang tag
your marriage is hazardous to my nightlife
yea, mine too.
Should I wish him a happy birthday?
Well he has been inside of you enough times that you probably should.
Call me a snob but I'm not banging chicks with more fingers than teeth.
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