I took Valium worth by frank. I squabble
Li shadha you vin. It's phot out. I just ate a fried Oreo
Mat is currently running around his basement "trying to catch oxygen in his mouth."
he asked if thats how we do it in the states..like there's cultural difference in fucking between canada and the us..
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
We had to introduce ourselves in ethics class. This guy stood up said I'm mark, I love sluts and Jack. Then just sat back down. Hero status.
Just caught my first cougar this fake was worth every fucking penny.
Now one day I will be able to tell my children how a drag queen in a gay bar told mommy that bin laden was dead
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Just smokin in the creek with some deer, they like the smoke, I know.
If I was gonna be at your campus for halloween weekend, I'd dress up as the masked horny fairy and give out condoms. I'm so thoughtful.
COME HERE AND I WILL SUCK YOUR COCK UNDER THE LIGHT OF THIS BEAUTIFUL ELECTRICITY
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU
MANY MANY THINGS AND MOST OF THEM ARE YOUR FUCKING FAULT
I'm a grown ass woman. Treat me like one. Fuckboy
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
You are cut off. Your giant penis and crazy awesome sex is ruining my body...
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