And he showed us your test. You wrote what is this shit and scribbled on it? Nice 3%..
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
Its what jesus would do if there were bud light in his time. I feel obligated.
its hard to take this fight seriously when one dude is an oompa loompa, and the other is a "g spot"
Just ran interference for her again. Sometimes i wonder how many times in my life i'll have to be a cock block at the clinic
I just got kidnapped by the rugby team for a scavenger hunt. I'm "the girl you had sex with last night"
I just remember making out with this kid's friend, washing blood off my hands and hearing the RA's were looking for me.
We are winners. And by winners I mean home wrecking sluts
Isn't that what our 20s r for?? Testing the strength of other people's shitty relationships?
I want him in the "you're a terrible idea and are probably going to get me killed by my parents, my siblings, and my boyfriend" way
lesson learned.. dressing up like a naughty teacher doesn't mean you can get away with spanking a cop with a ruler for being "fresh" with you
Do you think kicking my coke habit is a good personal goal to put down on the evaluation form?
Because the guy guy doing the drawing either wanted to bone, or wanted us to stop entering the contest. Either way, we got concert tickets so I'm cool with both scenarios.
Best ethics paper a stoner could write. I called my professor Dr. Superfly Arandia. And I'm pretty sure I used "respect the hustle" somewhere in there too.
It's not stalking if you do it on LinkedIn...
All time low: no dry towels so I'm using the sex towel to dry off
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