Can you return condoms to CVS?
Only if you return your pride as well.
Yeah, she'd be cute...but she has faith. It's a problem down south.
your tears are not going to buy me drinks...
Dude...disintegrating condoms. Think about it. For all the guys that wanna go raw dog but their girls won't let them, and for the girls that wanna get pregnant but their guys don't want a kid. What do you think?
I think you've been hitting the soco too hard again.
i mean i should have known that when i started taking shots with my zumba instructor i was in for a rough night...
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Please get rnbert tn get chebk h'm in i'm no dead when he getr gome
Bought two parrots for us. I'm keeping them at the Bellagio.
Be careful. Don't drive if your body turns into a caterpillar again.
Dad says your scarf isnt fooling anyone and u look like a douchebag, its literally the perfect time to tell him your gay
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
turns out my ex girlfriend has become my most successful wingman. life is fuckin weird sometimes
it's gotten to the point where I just look in my closet, think, "which article of clothing behaves most like a towel?" and then just go with that
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
tonight...tonight im having sex in honor of you
Randomize
