yes we were fucking thats why i put "watching a movie" in quotations
Knee deep in strippers, everything is comped. will try hard to be there at 8. i promise.
strike ten. I need to stop drinkng
I'm pretty sure I saw a man standing on a table with no shirt on getting sugar thrown at him while "pour some sugar on me" blaring while the cops were in the house.
She eyed me up from across the bar and mouthed "I have no gag reflex".
Remember when I was so high that I thought my appendix burst? All I had to do was fart man, just fart.
we went to the bar with our boss and you tried to play a song from the atm machine
I sold weed for gas money to get home. I thought that's what college was for.
Spending 4 hours in the emergency room today tells me that your birthday party was a success.
Ugh contemplating vodka and chocolate protein powder as this Capri sun and vodka isn't really cutting it
I'm washing down the sadness with shots of vodka.
Today one of my patients offered me pot brownies. Medical school worth it. Living the dream.
I think it may be easier if I stay drunk/high til the wedding. You game?
I met up with trey last night. He whispered in my ear "I love you" then raised his voice and said "but not in a I want to marry you kind of way, but if you died I would cry."
I just put together something from IKEA so that’s mandatory oral for a week.
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