I'm convinced her vagina is similar to chernobyl, but I want to visit it for the novelty value anyway.
Why would you say my penis is small in front of so many people?
Just saw a denim jacket with the phrase christian cowboy...ridin with the lord under a picture of a cowboy in a sunset. I'm def in mississippi.
She kept saying my hands are a cupcake factory
I'm going to a foam party and gonna grind someones dick off hayy
Its what happens when I drink whiskey in a sweater. It makes me feel mature and ponderful.
Beer coozy in the gym. Don't judge me.
Please come back. She just stuck her bloody band-aid to Zach's face, has a fire extinguisher, and is talking about tornados hiding.
Tried to make hash outta one of those keurig machines. I don't know why. Maybe the drunkenness, but now I have mushy bud and no ganja
So I was putting on a condom and looked to my right to not make eye contact, she said did you just look at the American flag while putting that on. I said this one's for Team USA.
Right, try not to commit a felony that costs more than 4 dollars cause that's all I have in my bail jar.
and then you called me a third time and yelled that you were stealing a puppy named Willow
the conference was great. we had to hide the acid in a planter in front of the department of agriculture though
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
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