I want to snug with you.
You want my snuggie?
moral of the story: I'm going to stab everyone
Dude i have a 6th sense for when bagel bites are ready.
so he made me dinner last pm @whch point i askd if i could help out. he hands me his fucking laundry and asks me 2 do it
only you. it could only happen to you.
So... he formspringed me a link to every nude pic ive taken since he 8th grade. ive evolved nicely. but im nervous as to how this a website.
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
We need to talk about the sailor moon porn. Do what you want in your room, but I don't want to come home to you cranking it on the couch to that.
I found a picture of me as a little kid with nothing on except a towel covering one of my nipples and I'm glaring at the camera. Literally nothing has changed except I have boobs now
Your smile makes me feel like I'm frolicking through a field of gummy bears.
Dude. You dropped to your knees and face planted into the rocks. And continued to talk on the phone and laugh. That's where those cuts came from.
The profile of her ass is just unreal. Weird way to use profile I know, but never more accurate
So what happened? Or does sex + ramen pretty much cover it?
if people come over to pregame will you hide my Oreos
Puked in my purse on my Uber ride home last night. Safe to say it's not a good idea to beer bong a whole bottle of wine.
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